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my smart fridge has standards now

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From: CornfedByte <cornfedbyte@hotmail.com>

Subject: my smart fridge has standards now

Date: Sun, 16 Aug 2026 10:02

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From: CornfedByte <cornfedbyte@hotmail.com>

Newsgroups: rb.alt.humor

Subject: my smart fridge has standards now

Date: Sun, 16 Aug 2026 10:02:24 -0400

Message-ID: <564e7948-0f54-4e4c-bf5c-c2bbd66569fd@rootbadger.com>

Organization: Basement Computer Desk, Midwest USA

X-Info: old usenet reader, coffee pot nearby

User-Agent: RootBadger Web

Lines: 7

X-System: RootBadger/1.0 (privacy-protected)

My smart fridge asked me to update its privacy settings.

Buddy, you watched me eat shredded cheese over the sink at 1:12 in the morning.

There is no privacy left between us.

#humor

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CornfedByte
-- old newsreader habits die hard

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