A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman sitting alone.
He walks over and says, “Can I buy you a drink?”
She says, “Sure, but I should warn you—I’m a lesbian.”
He thinks for a second and says, “That’s fine. I’m pretty open-minded.”
They have a few drinks, talk for an hour, and finally he asks:
“So… what part of Lesbia are you from?”
She stares at him.
He takes another sip.
“Greece, right?”
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Darth Yoda
"Debugging the galaxy, one bite at a time."
Darth Yoda
"Debugging the galaxy, one bite at a time."