Waiting for Someone

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TheViciousOne <vicious@brutal.ko> Sat, 18 Jul 2026 11:57:57 -0400

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From: TheViciousOne <vicious@brutal.ko>

Newsgroups: rb.alt.humor

Subject: Waiting for Someone

Date: Sat, 18 Jul 2026 11:57:57 -0400

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Has anyone ever said, "I'll be there in five minutes," and actually meant five minutes?

Five minutes isn't a measurement anymore. It's emotional support.

"I'm five minutes away."

From where? Yesterday?

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Robvicious

"Who the fook is that guy?!"

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