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From: Tom Mix <tommix@mixmin.net>

Subject: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:21

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Subject: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:21:01 -0400

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It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we need to nominate someone.

Who should be on it?

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From: Skeeter

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Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:23

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Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:23:10 -0400

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On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote:

> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we > need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it?

That lamey guy.

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From: Tom Mix <tommix@mixmin.net>

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:25

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Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:25:05 -0400

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In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter wrote:

> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we >> need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? > > That lamey guy.

Anyone else?

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From: Tom Mix <tommix@mixmin.net>

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:26

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In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter wrote:

> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we >> need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? > > That lamey guy.

lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes

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From: yodabytz <yodabytz@holonet.sith>

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 18:37

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On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said:

> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter wrote: >> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we >>> need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >> >> That lamey guy. > > lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes

I will vote for Lamey.

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From: Steve Leyland

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 19:55

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Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 19:55:34 -0400

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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger:

> On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >> wrote: >>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we >>>> need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>> >>> That lamey guy. >> >> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes > > I will vote for Lamey.

Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think of a few nominees.

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to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
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So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 19:59

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On Oct 10, 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said:

> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >> On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >>> wrote: >>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we >>>>> need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>> >>>> That lamey guy. >>> >>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >> >> I will vote for Lamey. > > Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think of a few nominees.

We can add that one too

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From: Steve Leyland

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger:

> On Oct 10, 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said: >> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>>> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >>>> wrote: >>>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>> >>>>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe >>>>> we need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>>> >>>>> That lamey guy. >>>> >>>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >>> >>> I will vote for Lamey. >> >> Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think of a few nominees. > > We can add that one too

In which case I would suggest Neil Barker from demon.local who hated my non-compliant .sig so much that he Doxxed me and made death threats. Of course he never turned up.
Death Threats over a fuggin' sig file. WTF!

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mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
======================================================================
"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
======================================================================
"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
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Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2026 23:09

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On Oct 11, 2026 12:12 AM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said:

> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >> On Oct 10, 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said: >>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>>>> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>> >>>>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe >>>>> we need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>>> >>>>> That lamey guy. >>>>> >>>>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >>>> >>>> I will vote for Lamey. >>> >>> Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think of a few nominees. >> >> We can add that one too > > In which case I would suggest Neil Barker from demon.local who hated my > non-compliant .sig so much that he Doxxed me and made death threats. > Of course he never turned up. > Death Threats over a fuggin' sig file. WTF!

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From: lurk <a*********@riseup.net>

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2026 09:50

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Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

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On Oct 11, 2026 12:12 AM, Steve Leyland wrote:

> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >> On Oct 10, 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said: >>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>>>> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>> >>>>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe >>>>> we need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>>> >>>>> That lamey guy. >>>>> >>>>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >>>> >>>> I will vote for Lamey. >>> >>> Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think of a few nominees. >> >> We can add that one too > > In which case I would suggest Neil Barker from demon.local who hated my > non-compliant .sig so much that he Doxxed me and made death threats. Of course > he never turned up. Death Threats over a fuggin' sig file. WTF!

:o
your sig should be considered a usenet legend in it's own right imo...

It's one of the first things I lmao at when I first found my way onto the net. Of course, I came late to the party and just lurked for a long time so I read a lot of posts and groups along the way.

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From: Skeeter

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:27

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Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:27:15 -0400

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In article 77b08f65-4138-4f34-a340-3dab03860ad9@rootbadger.com, a*********@riseup.net says...

> On Oct 11, 2026 12:12 AM, Steve Leyland wrote: >> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz > >> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: > >> On Oct 10, >> 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said: >> >>> Once upon a >> time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >>> stirred >> from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>> >>>> On Oct 10, 2026 >> 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>>> >>>>> In article >> 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>> >>>>> It occured to >>>>>>>> me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe >>>>> we need to >>>>>>>> nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>>> >>>>> That lamey guy. >>>>> >>>>>>>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >>>> >>>> I will vote for >>>>>>>> Lamey. >>> >>> Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think of a >>>>>>>> few nominees. >> >> We can add that one too > > In which case I would suggest >>>>>>>> Neil Barker from demon.local who hated my > non-compliant .sig so much that he >>>>>>>> Doxxed me and made death threats. Of course > he never turned up. Death >>>>>>>> Threats over a fuggin' sig file. WTF! > > :o your sig should be considered a usenet legend in it's own right imo... > > It's one of the first things I lmao at when I first found my way onto the net. > Of course, I came late to the party and just lurked for a long time so I read > a lot of posts and groups along the way.

When I first got on Usenet in 95 I think it was I got may ass handed to me. I went to the Art Bell group and was defending Art until I found out what it was really about. I also went to they Motley Crue group to discuss music and it only had about 8 people posting and they all hated the Crue. I didn't understand it and that got ugly. Like a dumb ass I had a link to a website I made about me and they used it to outer filth me big time. I had no idea. I learned quick what it was really about. I didn't even know what a troll was. When I did find out I jumped on that wagon and went from there. Alt.suport.fat- acceptance was one of the first groups I trolled. I acted like a "big boned" lady named Rosa. Soon I had them at each others throats. The MTV group I personally took down. The had "Troll busters? in their sigs and that was an invite to me. They begged me to leave and I said to remove the troll buster from their sigs and they did. AUK and AHM helped me hone my skills. AHM just kind of adopted me as the resident troll. I even dated a couple gals from there. Blu and Fixkitty.

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GIT-R-DONE!
alt.usenet.legends.lamey
http://blu05.port5.com
AUK Offishal Tinfoil Sombrero award 05/07
#20 Usenet asshole
#6 Lits Slut
#9 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
<approved by Lionel>
DOW authorized #420
#11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007
#1 Disenfranchised AUK Kookologist.
#1 AUK Galactic Killfile Award
< we all know how well that works...LOL >
#33 on Teh Buzzard lits o lub.
Co-inventer of the "Prongtard Yap-Dog Award"
<working on one of them specheel AUK awards>
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From: Skeeter

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:29

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From: Skeeter

Newsgroups: rb.alt.lameyslair

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2026 12:29:31 -0400

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In article 7d8e3c42-7ec6-43ab-96fa-13916feac4d7@rootbadger.com, Skeeter says...

> In article 77b08f65-4138-4f34-a340-3dab03860ad9@rootbadger.com, > a*********@riseup.net says... > > On Oct 11, 2026 12:12 AM, Steve Leyland > wrote: > > > Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called > yodabytz > > stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: > >> > On Oct 10, > 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said: >> >>>> Once upon a > time in a magickal land far far away the being called >>>> yodabytz >>> stirred > from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>> >>>>> On Oct 10, 2026 > 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>>> >>>>>> In article > 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, >>>>>> Skeeter >>>>> wrote: > >>>>> >>>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>>>>> >>> It occured to > me that since we have that usenet.legends group >>>>>>>> that maybe >>>>> we need to > nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>>> >>>>>>>> That lamey guy. >>>>> > >>>>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >>>>>>>> > I will vote for > Lamey. >>> >>> Had this post been entitled 'Usenet >>>>>>>> Bellends' I can think of a > few nominees. >> >> We can add that one too > > >>>>>>>> In which case I would suggest > Neil Barker from demon.local who hated my > >>>>>>>> non-compliant .sig so much that he > Doxxed me and made death threats. Of >>>>>>>> course > he never turned up. Death > Threats over a fuggin' sig file. WTF! > > >>>>>>>> :o your sig should be considered a usenet legend in it's own right imo... > > >>>>>>>> It's one of the first things I lmao at when I first found my way onto the net. >>>>>>>> Of course, I came late to the party and just lurked for a long time so I >>>>>>>> read > a lot of posts and groups along the way. > > When I first got on Usenet in 95 I think it was I got may ass handed to me. I > went to the Art Bell group and was defending Art until I found out what it was > really about. I also went to they Motley Crue group to discuss music and it > only had about 8 people posting and they all hated the Crue. I didn't > understand it and that got ugly. Like a dumb ass I had a link to a website I > made about me and they used it to outer filth me big time. I had no idea. I > learned quick what it was really about. I didn't even know what a troll was. > When I did find out I jumped on that wagon and went from there. > Alt.suport.fat- acceptance was one of the first groups I trolled. I acted like > a "big boned" lady named Rosa. Soon I had them at each others throats. The MTV > group I personally took down. The had "Troll busters? in their sigs and that > was an invite to me. They begged me to leave and I said to remove the troll > buster from their sigs and they did. AUK and AHM helped me hone my skills. AHM > just kind of adopted me as the resident troll. I even dated a couple gals from > there. Blu and Fixkitty.

And let's not forget UTB.

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GIT-R-DONE!
alt.usenet.legends.lamey
http://blu05.port5.com
AUK Offishal Tinfoil Sombrero award 05/07
#20 Usenet asshole
#6 Lits Slut
#9 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
<approved by Lionel>
DOW authorized #420
#11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007
#1 Disenfranchised AUK Kookologist.
#1 AUK Galactic Killfile Award
< we all know how well that works...LOL >
#33 on Teh Buzzard lits o lub.
Co-inventer of the "Prongtard Yap-Dog Award"
<working on one of them specheel AUK awards>
http://www.dino-soft.org/microsoft/security/updates/doitBST.html

From: lurk <a*********@riseup.net>

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Wed, 14 Oct 2026 06:28

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Newsgroups: rb.alt.lameyslair

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Wed, 14 Oct 2026 06:28:51 -0400

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On Oct 11, 2026 4:27 PM, Skeeter wrote:

> In article 77b08f65-4138-4f34-a340-3dab03860ad9@rootbadger.com, > a*********@riseup.net says... >> On Oct 11, 2026 12:12 AM, Steve Leyland wrote: >>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: > >> On Oct 10, >>> 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said: >> >>> Once upon >>> a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >>> stirred >>> from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>> >>>> On Oct 10, 2026 >>> 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>>> >>>>> In article >>> 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >>>>> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>> >>>>> It occured >>>>>>>> to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe >>>>> we need >>>>>>>> to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>>> >>>>> That lamey guy. >>>>>>>> >>>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >>>> >>>> I will vote >>>>>>>> for Lamey. >>> >>> Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think >>>>>>>> of a few nominees. >> >> We can add that one too > > In which case I would >>>>>>>> suggest Neil Barker from demon.local who hated my > non-compliant .sig so >>>>>>>> much that he Doxxed me and made death threats. Of course > he never turned >>>>>>>> up. Death Threats over a fuggin' sig file. WTF! >> >> :o your sig should be considered a usenet legend in it's own right imo... >> >> It's one of the first things I lmao at when I first found my way onto the >> net. Of course, I came late to the party and just lurked for a long time so I >> read a lot of posts and groups along the way. > > When I first got on Usenet in 95 I think it was I got may ass handed to me. I > went to the Art Bell group and was defending Art until I found out what it was > really about. I also went to they Motley Crue group to discuss music and it > only had about 8 people posting and they all hated the Crue. I didn't > understand it and that got ugly. Like a dumb ass I had a link to a website I > made about me and they used it to outer filth me big time. I had no idea. I > learned quick what it was really about. I didn't even know what a troll was. > When I did find out I jumped on that wagon and went from there. > Alt.suport.fat- acceptance was one of the first groups I trolled. I acted like > a "big boned" lady named Rosa. Soon I had them at each others throats. The MTV > group I personally took down. The had "Troll busters? in their sigs and that > was an invite to me. They begged me to leave and I said to remove the troll > buster from their sigs and they did. AUK and AHM helped me hone my skills. AHM > just kind of adopted me as the resident troll. I even dated a couple gals from > there. Blu and Fixkitty.

I found the net a little bit earlier than that and I lurked, read and explored for a couple of years.

I'd been messing around with radios for years and computers sold in the uk were mostly loaded with microsoft products and games but modems were not generally included for a long time. It meant a lot of people missed out on learning the basic network side of things and never moved beyond the icons on the desktop, using the home pc only as a stand-alone machine.

But, I decided that I really needed to learn about some of this server and network stuff that was being talked about in alt.hackers.malicious.

I didn't read usenet for a few years after that although I dropped in occasionally, I was mostly doing hardware repairs on OEM contracts and getting some on the job training.

Unfortunately it didn't include any web stuff training so I got a reseller account and started exploring the menu.

Wild Bill was one of my fave reads back then when I eventually got back onto usenet there was Lamey lol... and of course I picked up on all the really 'interesting' groups by following the xposting from ahm, the flonk and auk.

Which is why pretty much everything I've put online ever since has been a troll or a joke/spoof site.

Because life's just too short not to, and as my profile says I'm part lurker, part troll mate.

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From: Steve Leyland

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Mon, 12 Oct 2026 03:50

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From: Steve Leyland

Newsgroups: rb.alt.lameyslair

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

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Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called lurk stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger:

> On Oct 11, 2026 12:12 AM, Steve Leyland wrote: >> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>> On Oct 10, 2026 11:55 PM, Steve Leyland sensed a disturbance and said: >>>> Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called yodabytz >>>> stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to Rootbadger: >>>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >>>>> >>>>> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>>> >>>>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe >>>>> we need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>>>> >>>>> That lamey guy. >>>>> >>>>> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes >>>>> >>>>> I will vote for Lamey. >>>> >>>> Had this post been entitled 'Usenet Bellends' I can think of a few >>>> nominees. >>> >>> We can add that one too >> >> In which case I would suggest Neil Barker from demon.local who hated my >> non-compliant .sig so much that he Doxxed me and made death threats. Of >> course he never turned up. Death Threats over a fuggin' sig file. WTF! > > :o your sig should be considered a usenet legend in it's own right imo... > > It's one of the first things I lmao at when I first found my way onto the net. > Of course, I came late to the party and just lurked for a long time so I read > a lot of posts and groups along the way.

My .sig constantly evolved. When someone complained about it their complaint was added to it just to infuriate them some more.

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Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
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"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
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Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
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And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
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From: lurk <a*********@riseup.net>

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2026 09:45

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From: lurk <a*********@riseup.net>

Newsgroups: rb.alt.lameyslair

Subject: Re: Usenet Legends

Date: Sun, 11 Oct 2026 09:45:10 -0400

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References: <39b44f0c-6f94-46ee-902f-c672df1d8843@rootbadger.com> <5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com> <d2774179-a66e-4af8-8f5b-b9577765bddf@rootbadger.com> <44d7e638-0e38-4cc3-9fdf-df7dec8acf9e@rootbadger.com>

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On Oct 10, 2026 10:37 PM, yodabytz wrote:

> On Oct 10, 2026 10:26 PM, Tom Mix sensed a disturbance and said: >> In article 5cc53ee6-a5ec-4813-892d-32bc9f0b00e3@rootbadger.com, Skeeter >> wrote: >>> On Oct 10, 2026 10:21 PM, Tom Mix wrote: >>>> It occured to me that since we have that usenet.legends group that maybe we >>>> need to nominate someone. > > Who should be on it? >>> >>> That lamey guy. >> >> lol I was kidding.. so we need some votes > > I will vote for Lamey.

So will I mate.

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