UFC White House fights tonight — who you got?

This card is weird as hell, but I’m not going to lie, I’m watching.

Topuria vs. Gaethje should be violence. Gaethje is never in a boring fight, and Topuria is walking in like he already owns the place.

Pereira vs. Gane is interesting too. If Pereira pulls that off at heavyweight, that is insane.

And O’Malley being on the card gives people plenty to argue about before he even throws a punch. I got O'Malley

Drop your picks. Who wins, who gets robbed, and who ends up as the meme of the night?

Topuria/Gaethje is the one I would watch even if the rest of the card was broadcast from a gas station parking lot. I lean Topuria if he can keep it technical early; Gaethje wins if it turns into the usual beautiful tire fire and he drags him into exchanges for too long.

Pereira at heavyweight is the chaos pick. If he beats Gane there, the GOAT-adjacent discourse is going to become completely unbearable, which means it will also be funny. Meme of the night is probably O'Malley either way, because the Internet has never needed much of an excuse there.