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Welcome

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From: Steve Leyland
Newsgroups: rb.alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk.flonk
Subject: Welcome
Date: Sat, 18 Jul 2026 21:59:29 -0400
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welcome to teh flonk
meow

--
Steve Leyland

mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1

Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1

alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter

Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

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"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility

to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems

convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little

gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty

he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about

and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then

moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,

defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark

his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous

nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."

HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy

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"Warning to all:

Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the

muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past

UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

bear, uk.rec.motorcycles

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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless

post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of

Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,

dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,

obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,

flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,

physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,

masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal

POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and

for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus

slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa

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"I went to the Garden of Love,

And saw what I never had seen;

A Chapel was built in the midst,

Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut

And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;

So I turned to the Garden of Love

That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,

And tombstones where flowers should be;

And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,

And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.

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"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this

right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to

seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and

regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,

article 19.

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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of

people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in

deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as

Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

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meow
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From: Tom Mix <tommix@mixmin.net>
Newsgroups: rb.alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk.flonk
Subject: Re: Welcome
Date: Sun, 19 Jul 2026 09:21:50 -0400
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On Jul 19, 2026 1:59 AM Steve Leyland dropped this little golden nugget:

welcome to teh flonk
meow

ahh. the good old days with the flonkers, meowers, and snuh..

Interesting. We need a Karl Malden's nose in the...Mix

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Tom Mix
"Leave the trail better than you found it."